Twitter is the open mic at The Improv of the Web, so until you’re a humorous particular person who desires to be heckled, you may need to make your first tweet laugh-invaluable. To have fun turning eight, Twitter on Thursday opened its archive, making it straightforward to seem up somebody’s first tweets. Yeah, we confess; we fell down the first-tweets rabbit gap quick. However at least you get to share our journey with a pattern of our favorites funnies. See any we neglected? Let us comprehend in the feedback.
I hope the 17 lovers on my Geocities web page observe me right here.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 1, 2010
Yeesh, Ape-lad. Is it now not sufficient that I weblog?
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) April 10, 2008
Say whats up to my e-go!
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) October 16, 2009
is very grateful to be on twitter, as fb has transform method too educational.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 19, 2009
Lately I interviewed a squirrel in my outdoor and then threw to industrial. Anyone lend a hand me.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) … [Read more]
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